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Camino De Santiago

Along with a group very special friends, my brother Tim, and two Priests, we will be walking the Camino de Santiago in Spain beginning in August. Please friend me "Deacon Pat Kearns" on Facebook to follow the journey. I realize with limited internet, Facebook will be the easiest way to share the journey. I will share more on the blog when I return. I am also looking forward to using the experience in the current novel I am work on "Climbing Out of the Darkness."

Monday, March 24, 2008

The Catholic Jew

A Jewish man moves into a strict Catholic neighborhood.
Every Friday, the Catholics practically go crazy - because while they're morosely eating only fish, the Jew is in his backyard barbecuing steaks.
So, the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him.

Finally, by long endurance, the Catholics succeed.
They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and intones, "Born a Jew... Raised a Jew... Now a Catholic."

The Catholics are ecstatic.
No more delicious but maddening smells every Friday evening!
But come the following Friday, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood.
The Catholics all rush to the Jew's house to *remind* him of his new diet.
They find him standing over the sizzling steak, knife in one hand, his other hand dipping in water.
He sprinkles water over the meat, saying, "Born a cow... Raised a cow... Now a fish!"
Don't think tooo hard, just laugh!!!!

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