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Camino De Santiago

Along with a group very special friends, my brother Tim, and two Priests, we will be walking the Camino de Santiago in Spain beginning in August. Please friend me "Deacon Pat Kearns" on Facebook to follow the journey. I realize with limited internet, Facebook will be the easiest way to share the journey. I will share more on the blog when I return. I am also looking forward to using the experience in the current novel I am work on "Climbing Out of the Darkness."

Monday, March 24, 2008

Clean Joke


I was waiting at the train station this morning, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off as a train approached.
So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
He said "Why shouldn't I?".
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! …Are you Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian."
I said, "Me too!
…Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! …
Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"I said, "Wow! Me too!…
Are you Baptist church of God or Baptist church of the Lord?"
He said, "Baptist church of God!"I said, "Me too!
Are you original Baptist church of God, or are you reformed Baptist church of God?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist church of God!"I said, "Me too!
Are you reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum"…and pushed him off.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Thank God this is just a joke!!!!!!! A Funny Joke!!!!!! But Just a Joke!!!!!!

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