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Monday, September 05, 2011

The Priest and the Rabbi


Father Flanagan and Rabbi Cohen had a little feud going about whose church had more money. They were always showing off to each other. Father Flanagan made sure to honk the horn of his new Corvette as he drove by the synagogue. Rabbi Cohen then came up with a new Porsche.

One day they met at a light and all of a sudden they were drag racing down the street. The road narrowed and a light ahead quickly turned red.


The Rabbi, who was slightly ahead of the priest, pulled into his lane and slammed on his brakes to stop for the light. Of course Father Flanagan couldn't stop in time and he rear-ended the Rabbi.

As the cops were surveying the wreckage, Officer O'Malley approached Father Flanagan and asked, "Tell me Father, how fast was the Jew going when he backed into you"?

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