"Bad Poem" Contest

We are having a "Bad Poem" contest at work.

Here is our team effort, what do you think?

This is a bad poem about sparrows.

They fly without mocking,
escaping the world’s flocking.

They represent God’s beauty,
Open and welcome without being snooty.

If you show a dislike as they swoop,
your head might be gifted with a little bird poop.

Always in avoidance of the deadly cat,
who would enjoy devouring as much as a meal of rat.

If I could only be like a sparrow,
lively and free,
enjoying life, making friends, and living contently.